World, Meet Parenting

Blue Suit Little Guy is often parenting those around him. Some examples follow.

Football, Meet Parenting – “No, no, no, Colts, don’t take the ball from the Steelers.”

Airplane, Meet Parenting – “Oh, hi F-22. You are such a big … one!” (Hesitation denotes the moment Little Guy spent pondering what category an F-22 fits into, to substitute “big kid” with the appropriate word.)

Blue Suit Baby Girl, Meet Parenting – “So you don’t touch my toys, Baby Girl. No, no, no!”

Shopping, Meet Parenting – “They have a store that is called, ‘Big Planes for People to Fly.’ They have planes with eyes and nose and mouth. The planes are a lot of money; they cost about a hundred. So that costs a lot.”